Aura farming reduces the risk of stroke by 6-7%

This is mainly due to the positive effect of all the laughs people have. On the other hand, it increases the risk of vascular breakdance accidents by 42%. According to experts, the net balance is positive.

Rizzfield, TX. August 22, 2026

A recent study by Ova Fusca Úniversity (OFÚ) on 8.31 billion people and one cat claims that the risk of stroke is reduced by 6-7% in people who farm aura, whether in competitions or off camera. The cat refused to obey any human. The report was carried out after persistent public requests that included a massive aura farming session in front of the facilities of OFÚ's Charismatic Faculty.

The docuemnt, titled “aura farming goat six seven - brain rot chat f”, is impossible to understand, but the AI sums it up as something like the fact that kids nowadays prefer making fools of themselves in public instead of in private like people have always done, because, all in all, the world is going to shit, is good for their health. It says nothing about how funny it will be when their children find the videos online in the future.
But of course, that's what the European right to be forgotten is for.
But what am I saying, they don't have children anymore, they'll show it to their pets.
[Ed. note: Very good, Bermúdez, it matches the editorial line, but dress it up so it doesn't look like an opinion, we're a serious outlet.].

“A positive net effect was to be expected”, explains Elojal Meparto, professor of Memeconomics and Documentation: “because despite the risk of falls and sprains, it is a high-intensity psychomotor activity, relatively healthy physically in the biomechanical department, and with a strong laughter-therapy component”, comments Dr. Meparto while covering his mouth. “However, we do not assess the social repercussions”.

Although the popularization of aura farming began in 2024, the one who nailed it was the Indonesian kid on the boat in 2025. It's 2026 and this crap still hasn't ended. They don't pay me enough to have to write this nonsense, seriously.
[Ed. note: Given what we've seen, I pay you too much. A little professionalism, Bermúdez].

Typical image that you can tell from a mile away was made with AI, and I don't know why it always pits left and right against each other with two colors, in this case purple and gold. But anyway, that, two guys in an aura farming competition, a 6 7 somewhere, and a brain with a wound. Kind of in a clearly AI modern parakeets style. Girls in front without me asking for them. I guess because that's what this is about. — Stupid illustration generated with AI because I'm poor.

The most relevant details of the study are:

Before, what gave them aura was smoking. So anything is better for their health.
If aura competitions were serious, the Technoviking would win.
But the kids do it for the laughs. And it turns out that's an extra benefit. Six seven.

The Chair of Memeconomics and Documentation highlights other advantages of the aura farming activity:

It does not seem to encourage Therianism. Only 6 or 7 Therians have been seen at the competitions.
After making fools of themselves in public like that, no shitty job will be too much for them.
When your partner sees the kids, they think... well, it could be worse.

Good thing they weren't going to get into the social issue.

We stopped a taxi driver on the street opposite the faculty because enough is enough with unpaid overtime, and he insisted on giving his opinion: “Leave the young lads alone, Pablo, let them walk however they fancy. If the kids fancy doing a bit of farming or fancy doing a bit of aura, then let them”, he commented as if he were about to burst into song, but then added: “At least while they're farming that aura thing they're not doing drugs”.

Mr. taxi driver, allow me to doubt that.

The full report (with videos of aura farming competitions, the TikTok of the boat kid, reactions and comments) can be downloaded at: https://ovafusca.com/downloads/E1pxE0yy.